10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she g
10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming y
.cutting.It's a blade on the wrist It's a sick, never ending twist It's life after death It's living in a mess It's hiding from all you know.cutting.
Put the blade to your wrist and pull the trigger Let the blood flow to the ground Let it cover you as you sit there in silence Let this be the last cut But who are you to do this to yourself? Who am I to do this to myself? I feel I do deserve this I know I do deserve worse I will try to die I will try to die I will cut myselfdry
It's a secret in your own It's a bloodless, lusting game It's dyi
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven.
did it hurt just to know i was right here
waiting
did you know, do you know
it was love from the first
time
we...
touched.
~nevershoutnever!
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Ideas don't stay in minds too long, because they don't like solitary confinement. ~
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Ideas don't stay in minds too long, because they don't like solitary confinement. ~
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~Beer and Cupcakes!~
sweeney todd
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~Beer and Cupcakes!~
sweeney todd
--
Ideas don't stay in minds too long, because they don't like solitary confinement. ~
--
did it hurt when you fell from heaven.
did it hurt just to know i was right here
waiting
did you know, do you know
it was love from the first
time
we...
touched.
~nevershoutnever!
--
~Beer and Cupcakes!~
sweeney todd
--
did it hurt when you fell from heaven.
did it hurt just to know i was right here
waiting
did you know, do you know
it was love from the first
time
we...
touched.
~nevershoutnever!
--
~Beer and Cupcakes!~
sweeney todd
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